I am a simple Man

Something I shouldn't be doing + 4 mins Read

Howdy. It’s been a while, How do you fair?(Even tough howdy asks this already). I wish you the finest and best of things that makes one happy as I do myself.

Today’s title is not complicated its direct I’m a simple guy ordinarily I wanted the title to be “The inheritance I got from my father” but you’ll get to know that as you read. The subset of the title is just saying I have things to do but I’ll just do this instead. The next publication might be a collab.

I was watching a video which brought about this post, It reminded me of my current situation or should I say a life decision I took. Watch here

As funny as this is, this used to be me whenever I cut my hair and that has significantly AFFECTED MY HAIRLINE no I’m not shouting. Apart for my love for my hair, this motivated me to start my FRO journey. I’m a simple man I cannot be giving life tools to be leading me 2-0, I am going to be bald, imagine being bald with a bad hairline no now my eldest brother’s head is already there(no vex my gee).

Let’s talk about my inheritance, In the words of my mum “gbogboyin le jogun orun lowo baba yin” “All of you inherited your love for sleeping from your dad”.

I am a simple man… Bro I will sleep, I sleep to think clearly, I sleep for motivation, If I am determined I can sleep at at concert…. but you’ll not believe, If I have an exam coming up I have to sleep because the lecturer/ examiner is definitely sleeping and if the person isn’t that’s his/her wahala. I am simple man I will not complicated my life for a sec, Simple and soft boy. Unlike the Prodigal son I enjoy and I’m proud of my judicious usage of my inheritance and it will never be squandered and it will surely be passed down. This is also why I don’t engage females too much, can’t be answering “what do you do for fun” answering this question is disturbing what I do for fun my dear.

Soft boy please, Contrary to some of you cultists I want my cornflakes soft, I cant be living hard life and be consuming something hard nor can I be picking my teeth of hard flakes. I love who loves me, I shine my 32 at who makes me happy or cares to see. I have never been inspired nor will be inspired or will I ever think to add ability to work under pressure in my Resume, My boss me I am an egg inside a balloon I don’t do pressure in short it’s not in my surah/aura.

Life is already hard as a human only time I rested was when I was baby. Young adult = Adolescence Young human = Trying not to die of hunger, Now I’m 35 with backpain I should be adding problems to my life? Now I understand why people sit down and say ‘THANK YOU JESUS” or wake up and say “ALHAMDULILLAH” sleep is a privilege at this point.

Jokes aside why will you despise sleep? and I don’t subscribe to this online narrative of people not sleeping cause they’re hustling. 10/20 years later down the line you’ll use that money that your stacking up to treat that diseases that you’ve also stacked up from not sleeping. I would not like to do that rather I would like to use my money to buy me a better way to sleep and different places around the world to sleep. Not like I’m an addict, There are 4 levels of sleep normally I frequent between stage 1&2 on a very good day stage 3. When I’m lucky stage 4, I cant tell when stage 4 can be so you can see another reason why I need to sleep. Please excuse me as I have something very important to do…….exactly!!